musing on absolutely nothing
I've been thinking...Even if going back to school doesn't work out, I might just move up to Newberg anyway (although I'm not exactly sure where I would live, where I would work, how I would pay for food...you know...little things like that). I mean, how the freaking HECK am I supposed to live in my mom's house for more than the required 4 months without my BRAIN exploding?!
Yay for working and getting paid $8.10 per hour and having money! For some reason, life is so much easier when you can buy things...like pants...and shoes...and emus...and asparaguses (asparagi?)...and mices...and turtle wax...and doorknob screws...and magenta-colored construction paper...and peanut butter flavored toothpaste...and chainlink fences...Alright I'm done.
Yay for working and getting paid $8.10 per hour and having money! For some reason, life is so much easier when you can buy things...like pants...and shoes...and emus...and asparaguses (asparagi?)...and mices...and turtle wax...and doorknob screws...and magenta-colored construction paper...and peanut butter flavored toothpaste...and chainlink fences...Alright I'm done.
posted by Temair at 8:16 AM
3 Comments:
Glad to hear that you got a job. Also glad to see your still alive.
Doesn't the peanut butter, I don't know, cancel out the toothpasting action? You're going to have to explain this food flavored cleaning material to me, because I always thought that toothpaste was supposed to take AWAY the taste of food.... its kind of a diet catalyst.... peanut butter flavor just might have me eating all night long. I would forever be craving a banana and some bread to make a sandwich in my mouth...
Have you mixed the chainlink fences and toothpast yet? Seriously, I could get you a really good recipe.
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