AH!!! I'm burning! My pants are on fire!!!

Oh, and I lied.
I'm being moved to Carey 202 with some exciting new roomates. Actually, I'm not so sure about them...I hear one of them has this creepy boyfriend who takes pictures of himself in short shorts...I mean, what kind of person must SHE be? The second one is already ENGAGED! Geez...Talk about jumping the gun...And the third one is some short computer geek who's obsessed with coffee. I dunno if I'll be able to make it...